![]() ![]() In my family, we have a joke contest for Christmas. What’s a frog’s favorite soda? Croak-a-Cola! Funny Jokes for Children and Family Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Ca-shew! What type of candy is always late? A choco late. ![]() What don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.Įver tried to eat a clock? It’s time-consuming. I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. The short jokes are always easier to remember! Nowadays, we receive tons of information… Retaining this information is not easy, I know, that is why I use short jokes to impress people. ![]() Why are green beans the most Zen of all vegetables?ĭrinking too much espresso can cause a latte problems. They went up by a million percent last year. To the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you’re happy now.Įxaggerations have become an epidemic. Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. I am sure you used puns even without realizing that it is a pun. Let’s start with some funny puns so you can impress your friends or make new ones.ĭo you know what is a pun? A pun is a joke that exploits the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings. ![]()
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